2005/02/26

US president reaffirms America's commitment to exhausting all diplomatic options prior to unleashing a righeous thermonukular holocaust

US emperor Bush reaffirms America's commitment to exhausting all diplomatic options prior to unleashing a righeous thermonukular holocaust on UPPITY IRANISTAZI TRASH



Statement by the President

THE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon. Please be seated. I'm going to dispense with the usual blabbity-blab and just cut to the chase here – because today's GOP message of the day is just three simple words: "No Nukes for Iran."

(Applause.)

That's right. We know they're working on building them, just like Saddam was, and we're not going to stand for it. And trust me, we have indisputable proof – that will actually pan out this time!

(Applause.)

That's why today, what with us having no formal diplomatic channels, I want to speak out into the air through these television cameras to tell the Iranistazi moo-lahs that they had damned well better wake up, comb the goat fleas out of their skeezy beards, and listen good:

America (that's me) says "No nukular weapons for you!" Or else. Of course, by "or else," I don't necessarily mean "go ahead with my current plan to launch stealth bombers this summer and bring the entire world to the brink of annihilation." No, no, not that at all. That's right, I actually want to use "diplomacy" to "negotiate." (Snickers.) ...

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2 Comments:

Well, you know, it is absolute fiction that we are planning an attack on Iran!

Of course, all options are on the table . . .  

Posted by Charone
2/27/2005 01:30:00 am  
Yes, Bush may not use this language (or maybe he does privately) but his actions say a lot about what he thinks.  

Posted by Dianne
2/27/2005 11:32:00 am  

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