2005/02/21

Gay Prostitute Sticks it up G.W. Bush's


“Yum! It hurts so good!”

The flap over the White House allowing James Guckert, the Gay Escort and Conservative Christian White House reporter formerly known as Jeff Gannon, into it’s daily press briefings continues. It will be remembered that reporter really wishes that he was the first webzine to break this story weeks before anyone else, but didn’t have a clue about it until he found it on like, fifty other sources on the web.

At any rate, Mr. Guckert/ Gannon, who apparently was also known by a variety of pseudonyms such as Sergeant Rock (Hard), Corporal Punishment, Captain Cum and Private Parts from his Gay Military Escort days, has spent the last weeks trying to convince anyone who will listen that he’s actually a legitimate reporter and whose presence in the press conference was not only to feed softball questions to White House Press Secretaries Ari Fleischer, Scott Mc Clellen and even President Bush on the behalf of his employer, Talon News Service and GOPUSA.com, both owned by Texas Republican and major Bush supporter Bobby Eberle, but few are brain dead enough to buy it...

... full article here

11 Comments:

oh this made me laugh so hard! I just hope people don't start fighting over this and just enjoy the laughs...

and excellent of you to stick up for Dr. F. Although part of me is quite pleased that Mike provoked such a reaction - if they bother about us, it means we're doing something right! 

Posted by anna.
2/21/2005 10:20:00 pm  
Anna I'm surprised someone hasn't popped in to tell us how treasonous it is to talk about their president like this in a time of war. Of course, the days not over yet. Oops, am I starting a fight. LOL 

Posted by Dianne
2/21/2005 11:08:00 pm  
Dianne: they don't venture out beyond the safety of their own coalition of bloggers. they call it good manners not to argue with someone's post on ther blog. i just think they're afraid we'd all gang up on them! 

Posted by anna.
2/22/2005 06:00:00 am  
LOL I love that spoof site! 

Posted by Sarah
2/22/2005 03:07:00 pm  
To Anna:

“they don't venture out beyond the safety of their own coalition of bloggers” ,

Funny you should say that, Anna. I keep several of their sites open at all times, drop a few *cute* comments now and then, hahaha, but no matter how hard I try, I can't entice them to come here. Usually Mad CAO drops in shortly after me and explains to her nazi pack of hyenas that "don't worry, HE'S FRENCH!".

Dang... how ungrateful some ppl can be, eh? :-)
 

Posted by WhyNot
2/22/2005 03:58:00 pm  
What's all this? I'm usually around here throwing in my two cents, Dianne... and I'm well outside the "safety" of my "own coalition of bloggers."

Can't say I've been warmly welcomed by everyone , but hey, you know. Here I am. 

Posted by brogonzo
2/23/2005 12:51:00 am  
To Brogonzo:

"I'm well outside the "safety" of my "own coalition of bloggers ",

Brogonzo, we are not talking about *normal* ppl like you who happen to have a different view to ours. We are talking about the fascist assholes - for a sample of some of them, see our left column under "fascist assholes" category. THESE are the ppl Anna and I are talking about.

PS: I'm sorry if we may sometimes discuss things a little vehemently, and may thus appear not to welcome you. You ARE most welcome here, and I'm personally glad you drop by every now and then so we can disagree on a few things, LOL. Hell, life would be boring if the only ppl I talked to were like Dianne/Sarah/etc :-)
 

Posted by WhyNot
2/23/2005 01:56:00 am  
Hey, P., I'm not offended by anything that's gone on here. Hell, I've been a jerk myself on several occasions. Just poking a little fun.

I share your hatred of assholes. I just got a t-shirt that says, "I'd rather go the Hell than TEXAS." I hear there are lots of them there. 

Posted by brogonzo
2/23/2005 05:24:00 am  
"Hey, P., I'm not offended by anything that's gone on here "

I see I've got to improve my technique. ;)  

Posted by Dianne
2/23/2005 10:51:00 am  
Oh ho!

I sense a beer in you yet, Dianne. 

Posted by brogonzo
2/23/2005 11:52:00 pm  
"I sense a beer in you yet, Dianne. "

Let's not get carried away, Brogonzo. ;) 

Posted by Dianne
2/24/2005 07:20:00 am  

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